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801ch: How does it feel to be the puppet?

801ch:

How does it feel to be the puppet?

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One Way Or Another - Blondie
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condesceschoiceass:

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in my headcanon, alpha!Dave has asked Rose to marry him every time he visits her, as an ironic running joke between the two of them. she politely declines every time. just before they went to meet their deaths at the hands of the Batterwitch, he asked her one last time - just to keep with tradition, and to hide how freaked out he was feeling. that time, she said yes.

princeofdoki:

Fuck

(Source: johnlaughingalonewithgushers)

jeremyjohnirons: some nerds

jeremyjohnirons:

some nerds

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dROP THE 8ASS,,,: Funny things Jake English says:

tabletgiraffe:

sorry i really just had to do this because wow these phrases

cockeyed and catawampus

Cheese and fucking crackers

spanking ripsnorter

devilfucking dickens

frigs flipping sake

malarkey

dag nab it

cockamamie goofoff

boondoggle

dadblasted

rootin tootin

Pshaw!

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GABBERSTÄG by Renard feat. Futret
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mutisija:

Renard feat. Futret - GABBERSTÄG

My headcanon voice for Sollux

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sarkyfancypants:

godhoodgiraffeknight:

absativelybalmy:

this needed to be done

So who’s Plank

Lil Cal

(Source: homestuckreactiongifs)

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Something I realized about the recent updates

miles5280s:

Dirk describes the ICP Presidency as having started from the 2024 election, and then describes “several grueling terms of their presidency”. Assuming he means a minimum of three by “several”, that would put their duel with alpha-Dave at 2036 at the earliest.

But from this page, we know that alpha-Dave landed around the year 1980.

This is Dave in his 50s.